- Playing Cornhole. Having an insane amount of fun with my fam.
- I’m missing the boyfriend. I bet I can kick his butt at this game.
- I’m hungry.
- I must stop laughing at my cousin. She’s drunk and hasn’t realized yet that the “dress” she is wearing is a shirt.
- One of my uncles spent the whole morning bitching about how everyone should always say Merry Christmas because it’s “right”, so I told him Happy Hanukkah.
- This picture doesn’t match the caption.
- I miss my boyfriend. I said that twice. I make no sense. Probably because I’m hungry.
Probably.
