Happy Birthday.
- Friend #1: Maybe I didn't want to know, but it took me 26 years to realize I'm a Valentine's Day baby. Might be cute if my parents weren't involved.
- Friend #2: I don't understand.
- Friend #1: My birthday is almost exactly 9 months after Valentine's Day.
- Friend #2: Oh, I see... Mine's 9 months and a day after new year's day. That champagne will get you.
- Sister: I was informed that I was actually a "daddy's birthday" baby. Vomit.
- Me: Well, if I counted back correctly, I was made in September... So, I must have been "just a wild night".
