It's in the Bible!
- Me: Call me crazy, but I think having 20 kids is kind of irresponsible.
- Sister: False. It's a blessing from heaven.
- Me: True. I don't know what I was thinking. I am Catholic whose sole mission from God is to populate the world with more Catholics.
- Sister: That, and to be a loving wife and homemaker.
- Me: And to completely submit to my husband because he is always right and bitches like me caused our fall from grace.
- Sister: Well, that part is true. It's in the Bible.
- Me: Right after the part where the snake talks and dinosaurs never existed.
